“Quick and easy process to write my will!

– Stasa – 19/01/2023

“Fantastic, clear and honest advice.

– M Hellier- 28/12/2022

                                                                                                                         

“At my age, I do what Mark Twain did.

I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.”

– Patrick Moore

“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked me one of his employees.

“Yes, sir” the clerk replied.

“That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”

– Anon 

Old people at weddings always poke me and say

“You’re next”. So I started doing the

same thing to them at funerals.

– Anon